With the end of the regular season in Major League Baseball and the NFL already jaunting into week 5, it’s got me to thinking about a few things. They are as follows:
1. My body was not designed by the Lord our God for Professional League competition (note the fact that I am 5′6″, 137 lbs.).
2. At no time in my life will there ever be a desire for someone to purchase a ball of any kind that I have written my name on.
3. I will never be invited to play in a celebrity golf tournament. A) Because I’m not a celebrity and B) Because I think the best round of golf I’ve ever shot was a 98…and that’s when my Dad kept saying, “Just put another ball down and hit it again, who’s gonna know?”
4. Weight rooms can scare me.
So, what does any of this have to do with RADIATE08, you say? Let me connect the dots for you. With the end of baseball comes the height of the football season, which makes me think of Thanksgiving day, which makes me think of gravy, which inevitably leads me to think of the Cracker Barrel, which makes me think of Cracker Barrel’s delightfully tacky Christmas decor during the holiday season, which leads me to think that RADIATE is only 3 days after Christmas, which makes me think of RADIATE08. There. Simple enough for you?
Now, whenever you think about sports, you should think about RADIATE, shouldn’t you? Besides, they’re both good for you and make you healthy. Sports bring physical health, RADIATE brings spiritual health. (wink) Now, I must sign off to go do some push ups.
