Here’s the goods on the Crush Parody.
Crush Parody
Capo 1
Bm B G
When I talked to her tonight
I used some words that might not be right
It was weird, I was weird
Cause when I spoke to her, I told her she
Should date me and be my girl
I was weird, I think she’s scared
Bm G
Why did I communicate the truth?
I just wanted her to be my boo
Now it’s awkward, I feel like a nerd, and I just got to know
[Chorus]
G D
When you tell a girl, that you smell her hair
Bm A
When she passes you, is it really fair
G D
To call you crazy and bizarre
Bm A
All I wanted to do was DTR
G D
Now when I call or just say hi
Bm A
She won’t talk to me, she just walks on by
G D
Cause God told me she’s my soul mate
Bm A G D
A G D Bm A G
But He forgot to tell her the same thing about me
Bm B G
Have I ever crossed your mind? I asked her
For the 5th time, She shook her head
Said, “Don’t text me anymore, anymore”
I said, “I’m ready to commit”
I want you to have my kids and I
Know that you’re just, just a sophomore, a sophomore
[Chorus]
Bm G
Why did say what I thought was right?
I just wanted her to be my wife
Now she’s running from me, trying to tazer me…and I just got to know
G D
When you tell a girl, that you dream of her
Bm A
Holding your hand, and giving birth
G D
As the mother of your little tots
Bm A
Is it normal for her to call the cops?
G D
Now when I call or just say hi
Bm A
She won’t talk to me, she just walks on by
G D
Cause God told me she’s my soul mate
Bm A G D
A G D Bm A G
But He forgot to tell her the same thing about me
