As requested, here are the lyrics to the Teardrops Parody. And if you wanted to, you could even play it on the guitar! Enjoy…and do me a favor…
Teardrops Parody
G Em C D
We’re here at RADIATE, most of time it’s really great
G Em C D
But I know that things get weird, when it’s time for bed, you head upstairs
Em C G
I’ll bet you didn’t know, all you men out there
D
You’d share a bed with someone that had excessive hair
G Em C D G
We’re here at RADIATE, and all the girls just can’t wait
Em C D
To hang out in their rooms at night, and talk until the morning light
Em C
“You have amazing style.”, “I really love her shoes!”
G D
“I wonder if he knows she Facebook stalks his every move?!”
G D Em
Guys and girls are at this conference here in DC
C G
But in their rooms, the experience is completely
D Em C
Different, unalike, varying, on a separate plane
G Em C D
RADIATE this year, is better than a stuffed deer
G Em C D
But when the dude next to you snores, you want to push him on the floor
Em C
And say, “please shut up. I’m trying to get some rest…
G D
And if you make another noise, I’ll punch you in the chest!”
[Chorus]
Em C G
So girls paint their toes, braid each other’s hair
D
Eat turkey sandwiches and borrow clothes they want to wear
G D Em
Guys and girls are at this conference here in DC
C G
Their rooms are plush, the conference rocks, the metro smells like pee
D Em C
Either way, you’ll agree, RADIATE is sumptuous
G D
Livin’ life, that’s a lot, different at the Marriot
Em C
And it’s fun for us
G Em C D G
RADIATE this year, is better than a stuffed deer