1. Already chopped wood.
2. A 365 day calendar of quotes from the movie “Elf”.
3. A package containing 4 sticks of Mighty Putty (as seen on TV).
4. An electric guitar signed by the tall guy from Air Supply.
5. Fireworks.
6. Vinyl record of the soundtrack to “Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo”.
7. Season tickets to the 2009 Downingtown High School football season.
8. Warm woolen mittens.
9. A stuffed deer (preferably without spots).
10. Food rations from Superman’s Fortress of Solitude.
11. A lock of Joe Montana’s hair.
12. Pencil sketches from any of Matt Groening’s notebooks between the years of 1994 to 1998.
13. New socks.
14. Antique sewing machine.
15. A series of John Mayer’s facial expressions on DVD or Blu-Ray.
16. A Blu-Ray player.
17. The ability to grow a thick, handsome mustache.