Some of you may know that my birthday comes very quickly after Christmas. I will now make a list of things that I want for my birthday this year…and it’s a special birthday, you know. You only get to turn 25 once.
1. A case of Dapper Dan Hair Cream.
2. A fiddle. Not a violin, a fiddle.
3. A Fathead of Hugh Laurie’s face for the blank spot on my wall.
4. For “Arrested Development” to come back on the air.
5. For more than 50 people to wish me a happy birthday on my Facebook wall.
6. A RADIATE sweatshirt that zips in the front…but not with a metal zipper, one with a plastic zipper…the metal zippers bunch up when I’m sitting down and I don’t like waves of sweatshirt cascading down my chest to my belly.
7. A size Small unicorn t-shirt (preferably a brightly colored one, like pink or orange).
8. The ability to see 2 minutes and 30 seconds into the future…like Nicolas Cage in the movie “Next”.
9. A Bright Copper Kettle.
10. For Lexus commercials to be permanently taken off the air.
11. Heelys.